Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Anti-Corruption Movement: Right Criticisms and Wrong Criticisms

In the recent past we have had two strong movements against corruption in India, viz., those of Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare. And there have been multiple criticisms of both of these movements, including the criticism of Baba Ramdev movement by Anna Hazare movement, and so on.

India has had crusades against corruption every now and then. Many elections have been fought on this ground. However, what distinguishes the present movements is that they are mass movements led by people who are not professional politicians.

We have presented our reading of the crisis and the recent trends. Recently there has been a spate of critical reviews of peoples' movements, for example the Anna movement, by various authors. Some of them have a reasonable tone, for example this piece by Vaidyanathan, while there are many, for example this and this, which are by Dumb-fucks.

Let us first state two relevant facts:

1. Corruption is a BIG problem in India and any denial of this would be stupidity.

2. Politicians and political leadership has utterly failed in dealing with this malaise, rather our election system has fostered increasing corruption.

Thus, there is a huge problem, nothing is apparently being done, and something desperately needs to be done. In light of this, what is the choice that the large number of people, who suffer corruption on a daily basis, have? Should they resign to these problems? Should they merely keep hoping that the dumb-fuck politicians will wake up one day?

Unfortunately most politicians are in denial. And thus they are criticizing both the ends and the means of the peoples' movement.

One of the most natural things that a large number of people who face similar problems do is to try to organize themselves. Thus they start looking for possibilities of such an organic coming together. Both Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare provided a ray of hope and thus people thronged to them.

It is not that Anna and Baba are free from their own problems. However, those problems are different from issues that are being raised by many of the dumb-fuck critics.

Wrong Criticisms:

Criticisms based on supremacy of the parliament, infallibility of the constitution, and pressure and black-mailing tactics of the people's movement are all misplaced and wrong.

Even worse are criticisms based on non-inclusion of Dalits and Muslims, preponderance of middle class and participation by uninvolved masses for mere entertainment.

Right Criticism:

Neither Anna nor Baba are questioning the fundamental premises and assumptions which are governing our nation. No such movement can lead to any real solution to problems unless we analyze, question and then with a deep understanding discard Socialism, Secularism, Gandhism, and Social-Justice though Affirmative Action.

Thus if these movements do not engender informed and serious debates and dialectical process to arrive at an understanding of all of these foundational issues, these movements will get reduced to cheer-leading groups.

For example, in the aftermath of attack on peaceful protesters on the night of June 4, 2011, when Ramdev declared that he would train people in the art of self defense, everyone including Anna rose to criticize the move as non-nonviolent and anarchist. It is an irony that many criticize even Anna movement as anarchist. Nobody, including Baba and Anna, asks simple questions like: What is wrong in self defense? Why should a citizen not defend himself against state if it is evil? Why is anarchy necessarily bad? Are we any better off than anarchy?

Similarly, why should we assume that poorer people are inherently more moral compared to the rich? Why should middle class not pursue its self interest? Why should people not exert pressure over government? Why is pressure tactic of the people criticized while insensitivity, non-responsiveness and ineffectual nature of government never brought to question?

Dumb-fucks like Arundhati Roy, Binayak Sen want to give away the right to secede to militants, but they want to refuse the middle class the right to protest against injustice meted out to them! As*-holes like Digvijay Singh want to grant Muslims the right to burn Hindu-pilgrims, but they consider even a hint of a thought of a Hindu retaliation more evil than corruption! These deserve to taught lessons that they will never forget.

What Can Serious Politicians Do?

Serious politicians must use this opportunity to realize their utter failure and therefore they must begin a deep intellectual churning within themselves and in their community for resolving above mentioned issues related to fundamental concepts.

What Should Serious People Do?

Serious people must also collectively as well as individually examine above mentioned deeper issues and understand fundamental concepts.

We Need a Philosophical Awakening:

The biggest corruption that we are suffering from is the corruption in our ideas. As we mentioned here, we need to awaken ourselves and then transform our society (through education) and our system (through systemic reforms). And that needs a philosophical awakening in ourselves both individually and collectively. We need to see the false as false and shun it in favor of truth.

The right criticism of Anna and Baba is that they are not aiming at philosophical awakening. Rather they seem to offer superficial solution to symptoms of deep rooted maladies. And any other criticisms are wrong criticisms, however much they may try to sound serious by using terms like parliamentary democracy, constitutionalism and so on, or meaningless Marxist-Stalinist-Jawaharian swear-words.

And of course we need to remind:

O Hindus, realize that no politician is representing you! So you need to choose and send politicians from among yourselves. Make new politicians, make new political parties. Encourage people with spine to become your representatives. Otherwise you will be led by a bunch of Mohandas and Jawahar clones. And surely they will lead you to your doom!

Also, we would also remind the people what we said after election 2009. We have copy pasted from here.

It is not what they say they can do. But what they have demonstrated that they can do, that must decide who we vote for.

Remember: Performance, and not Promises matter.

Look at the Promises: 1950 (Electricity, Water, Roads), 1970 (Electricity, Water, Roads), 1990 (Electricity, Water, Roads), 2009 (Electricity, Water, Roads), 2020 (Electricity, Water, Roads ???)

Look at the Performance: 1950 (Power Cuts, Water Scarcity, Pot holes), 1970 (Power Cuts, Water Scarcity, Pot holes), 1990 (Power Cuts, Water Scarcity, Pot holes), 2009 (Power Cuts, Water Scarcity, Pot holes), 2020 (Power Cuts, Water Scarcity, Pot holes ???)

So, don't look at promises, look at performance. At the very least look at their potential to perform and then critically evaluate their performance.

Remember: Consistent non-performers won't turn into performers over-night.

If you make a wrong choice, you condemn and hurt not just yourself but also your children, your grand-children and their future.

Make Right-Choice. And exercise your choice.

They have made you pay till now, now it's your turn to make them pay.

In 2014 don't just think of voting, decide to contest in elections.

Our beloved mother-land needs not just your vote, it needs you.

If those who you elect do not perform, you must get elected and perform.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

After 65 years of Secularism (Minority Appeasement) and Social-Justice (Reservations) : Islam against Bharat Mata! Dalits against Anna Hazare!!

After nearly seventy years of Secularism (read Muslim Appeasement, for example), we read this. The Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid said:

Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid has criticized Anna’s movement and said, “Vande Matram and Bharat Mata Ki Jai are against Islam.” We can’t support that movement which is anti-muslims.

“Muslims can’t join the movement which is against basic tenets of Islam”, he said.

“Islam doesn’t condone the worship of nation and mother so how can muslims join this movement?”, he said.

Though Anna’s ally in war against corruption Shanti Bhushan has opposed Narendra Modi firmly in his role in Gujarat riots but this doesn’t affect Shahi Imam. But, Bukhari thinks Anna’s agenda should have been communalism not corruption.

Bukhari has accused Anna of his alleged role in politics and he is working at the behest of RSS and the BJP.

Similar report also appears here where there are tens of signatories including Seculars, Gandhians!


It is the most unfortunate that Muslim intellectuals and semi religious and educational institutions controlled by religious leaders are actively campaigning against the anti corruption movement. Darul Uloom Deoband which was recently in the news for undemocratically removing the elected vice chancellor Vastanvi , openly issued dictation, one may call it fatwa, not to support anti corruption movement Vice-Chancellor (V-C) of Darul Uloom, Deoband, Maulana Abul Qasim Nomani OPPOSED ANNA. He declared ” Deoband is not associated with Anna Hazare in any manner“.


Milli Council joined anti- Anna capaign. Its General secretary declares Anna’s campaign as an invitation to anarchy. “Opportunistic elements are trying to ride to power on an Anna wave like they did on the Jaya Prakash Narayan bandwagon in 1977,” Manzoor Alam, secretary general of Milli Council writes in an article titled, “Anarchy is not the option.”

Moreover, things are not confined to Deoband , Muslim intellectuals from all over the country wrote letter to the Prime Minister manmohan Singh. They called this movement as undemocratic, against the parliamentary democracy and indirectly hinted him to suppress it with the state power! Following is the extract of the letter and the name of the signatories:

“…We fail to appreciate the manner in which Anna Hazare and his supporters are leading the anti-corruption campaign. Notwithstanding the support from the people-at-large, only the naive would fail to notice the organized forces that are behind Anna Hazare’s campaign.

“It would be extremely dangerous for the future of our country if through Anna Hazare and his team-mates, the corporate world (read media) and the fascist forces like RSS can be allowed to hold the country to ransom on the ostensible non-political issue of corruption, then the day would not be far when similar tactics would be adopted for even patently divisive issues that are dear to the Hindutva pariv>ar.”

Signatories

1.Faisal khan – NAPM -Delhi
2. Irom Singhjit, Irom Sharmila’s Brother
3. Dr. Raoof Makhdoomi, (Jammu & Kasmir)
4. Balwant Singh Yadav, Gandhian Activist, (Himachal Pradesh)
5. Dayaan hussain -Advocate -ASSAM
6. R. kauser -socaial activist -west Bengal
7. Abhisar Sarmandal, (Madhya Pradesh)
8. Shadab Bashar, Student Leader (Bihar)
Nasir pathan –RTI activist -Gujrat
9. Ehtisham Hashmi- Advocate –MP
10. Mohammad Iqbal, (Bihar)
11. Saurabh Kumar, (UP)
12. Zaid Kamal, (UP)
13. kaleemullah – Social activist – BIHAR
14. Shahab Ul Haque- J & K
15. Nazim Abbasi – Musician,New Delhi
16. Wassem Khan – Saudi Arab
17. Fahad Hasan – Ajk Mass Communication, J.M.I
18. Shakeel Ahmed- Management Student,Delhi
19. Maulana Mujeeb Qasmi – Student ,Deoband
20. Mohsin Ali – NSAF,Saharanpur
21. Danish Qureshi- J.M.I,New Delhi
22. Syed Perwaiz- Journalist
23. Mohammad Tanveer Iqbal, asian Centre for Social Studies, (Chennai)
24. Hira Makwana, Dalit Activist, (Gujrat)
24. Inam ul Hasan, Khudai Khidmatgar Movement, (Puducheri)
25. Enab Khizra – Pioneer Foundation of India
26. Maulana Feroz- Kargil student forum
27. Mohd.Asghar-Social Activist,Orissa
28. Mohd.Ahmed,Asha Pariwaar,Haryana
29. Mohd.Anwar-K.K.Trust,Chennai
30. Dr.Zakia Akhtar – Research Scholar,New Delhi
31. Mohd.Abid.Youth movement of India,Bhilwara,Rajasthan
32. Syed.Ali Akhtar- Yuva Koshish,New Delhi
33. Mehboob Subhani-Student leader-Nillor A.P
34. Maulana.Fateh mohd.Nadwi-U.P
35. Shah Alam-Filmmaker-Ayodhya
36. Shariq Ahmed- Advancement of social Action,Uttarakhand
37. Jabir Boga- Social Activist,Vapi,Gujarat
38.Shehnaz Jamalbhai Malek, Vishwa Gujrati Samaj, (Gujrat)
39. Shamsul Rehman- Advocate ,Assam
40. Zahid Khan- Journalist,New Delhi
41. Bilal Kagzi, Civil Rights Activists
42. Farah Kausar – Student,DelhiA
43. Shawaiz Danish-P.N. ,Delhi
44. Shoaib Akhtar- P.N.I
45. Dr.Zubair Ahmed – Medical Student,Ghaziabad
46. Asif Mazhar Ansari- S.S Engineering college,Mumbai
47. Mohd.Tariq-M.S.W, Aligarh Muslim University
48. Salaman- Asha Pariwar-Delhi
49. Danish Ahmed- Political Activist, Gujarat
50. Dr.Islam- Jind,Haryana
51. Mohd.Gufran Khan –Prominent Photographer
52. Mohd.Shafi- Social Activist,Godhra,Gujarat
53. Deedar Singh, Kisan Neta (Haryana)
54. Milind Sagare, Dalit Activist, Gujrat
55. Neeraj Gupta, Lohia Vichar Manch, (Bihar)
56. Mohd.Kaunain Rizvi- Haideri Foundation
57. S.Aleemuddin- Khera,Gujarat
58. Ghulam Rabbani- Social Activist,Delhi
59. Feroz Vani-Social Activist,Srinagar
60. Yousuf Ansari-Chairman-Salam India Foundation
61. Fazal Abbas-Social Activist
62. S.Mohd.Akhtar- Software Engineer-Gurgaon
63.Asad Ashraf Social Activist
64. Dr. Kush Kumar Singh, (Rajasthan)
65. Ehsan Raza, (Bihar)
66. Gurmukh Singh, (Haryana)
67. Qamar Intekhab, Khudai Khidmatgar, (Uttar Pradesh)
68. Aftab Fazil, Eduacationist
69. Adeel Khan, Delhi
70. Zishan Ghizali, UP
71. Rashad Iqmal, Orissa


Recall that Anna and his team distanced themselves from Narendra Modi! So Mr. Anna and his team, do you still like the taste of Imami-backside or the Secular-behind? Do you realize that the support of the BJP (and Sangh Parivar) was crucial to you? Do you still want to continue with Mohandasian DF-ery? Recall that Anna gave a clean chit to Manmohan recently, while he exhibited disdainful attitude towards Baba Ramdev.

In our opinion, if Anna does not get his head right in addition to mending his ways, he will turn out to be a second Mohandas, and wreck untold miseries upon Hindus. Hindus must see this clear and present danger urgently.

What do you call a hall filled with 543 Dumb Fucks? The Parliament on Aug 27, 2011.

After the people's movement brought the government and the parliament to its knees, the parliament was forced to convene. Please don't believe for even a second that this was only due to the idiot box orchestrating a fashionable movement (as the clown Sharad wanted every fool to believe and understandably most parliamentarians obliged), or that the government wanted to save the life of a seventy four year old man called Anna Hazare. The government, and the parliament realized that the people would rise in revolt and the government's God-mother's Baap (father) the Uncle-Sam (Not samalochaka silly, The United States) will take notice, and so they started pretending that they were worried about Anna's deteriorating health and so on.

And then they started an ugly display of their equally vulgar thoughts. We examine some of the fake arguments presented by them.

1. One and all of them emphasized the Supremacy of the Parliament and their reverence for the Constitution, and described Anna as un-democratic and the path taken by Anna as unilateralism, a dangerous trend in democracy.

Firstly, we clarify that we are Hindu-civilizationists and we do owe greater allegiance to Sanatana Dharma (which is a Truth Based Civilization) than to some system of governance.

However, even if we take democracy as a given, then what is democracy if not the supremacy of the people? Was our constitution created through a democratic process? NO. The committee were appointees of Jawahar as much as Team-Anna are appointees of Anna. While we have criticized Anna for his hypocricy, there is no reason to believe that Anna is any inferior to Jawahar or rather Jawahar has any superiority over Anna. Empirically speaking, Jawaharian policies brought India to an economic distaster and we were rescued only after we, even though partially, abrogated those Jawaharian imbecilities. On the other hand, Anna has transformed Ralegaon Siddhi to a better place than it was.

Our parliamentary system is a legacy of only that constitution. It has no sanctity other than the fact that it was thought that it would work great wonders for India. And until now it has indeed worked great wonders, except that they have been disastrous wonders! We have mentioned earlier that our system has failed miserably. Our politicians give a fake answer to this problem. And that is, we have a great constitution and great laws but our implementation of them is erroneous. Even if we grant that putative greatness assumption, the question remains that if we have been unable to implement them correctly and effectively for nearly sixty five years, then may be the constitution and its laws are not correctly and effectively implementable. More over, if we examine with just a dash of skepticism, we might perceive that they most probably are as wrong as the assumptions and vision of Fabian Socialism of Jawahar was.

So an important question is: How do we evaluate our constitution? Either we must have a way of showing it to be a self-evident truth, or we must judge it empirically. On both counts we have negative results. And another question is how long do we subscribe to and suffer owing to these platitudes regarding constitution before we start questioning? After nearly two thirds of a century has passed, after a close shave with economic doom, after having lost crores of rupees and thousands of lives to the Muslim and Mao problem, after suffering long agonies of an unresponsive governing system, are we still supposed to sing glories of Socialism, Secularism, and Parliamentary system? It is high time that we realized and acknowledged that these have failed. Unfortunately, Anna too owes allegiance to the same constitution. Anna's movement suffers from the same heart-head paradox (heart right but the head confused) as many other noble intentioned movements face.

We have expressed earlier that we feel we need a new constitution.


2. Non participation of Socio-economic downtrodden and Muslims:

Lalu and Sharad Yadav in the parliament and Mayawati out side the parliament voiced concerns about Dalits, Socially deprived and the Muslims. It is high time that we called the bluff on these stupid theories of affirmative action. So many decades of affirmative action and we need more of it and for longer time? We need to realize the falsity behind affirmative action.

3. Many parliamentarians felt that the civil society does not represent the will of the people, and only a handful of middle class people are behind the movement. With low voter turn out and more often than not a triangular contest, a candidate wins with even about ten percent of votes in a constituency. If we take the total number of voters and votes polled and add the votes obtained by the winning candidates, the number may not be much more than say about five crores. Thus in a country of 120 crore people and about 40 crore voters, a group which has collectively obtained about 3 crore votes, claims to represent all the people. If such is the case (more research needs to be done on this to make the argument more accurate), then Anna can surely claim to represent a substantial population of India. However, that is not the point. The point is that the parliamentarians believe that once they have won an election, they have a carte-blanch for five years! This has to go.

Thus it turned out that it was a case of 543 jokers who were trying to congratulate each other while condemning a peoples' movement.

Anna and Politicians both are Wrong, but Politicians are More Wrong!

We are not misled into having faith in Team Anna, notwithstanding their apparent success. Our understanding of the present situation is as follows.

The near unanimous chorus, during the session, regarding the supremacy of the parliament, and cries of constitutionalism, overlooks certain simple realities. Despite seventy years of independence we still are struggling for drinking water, road and electricity, not to mention the forlorn law and order situation. There were dumb-fucks pretending to be wise (see an earlier entry on them here), who maintained that corruption was only a symptom and the malady was different. But they all either failed to mention what that malady was, or those who mentioned, are immoral wealth-redistributionists masquerading as prophets of social equity.

Objectively speaking, there is a growing realization that there are serious wrongs in our system. As we mentioned earlier, there is a degeneration in society and that besides we have a system which has failed. The politicians are either being foolish or being clever by half in disregarding this fact. The reason why lakhs of people are willing to join a movement led whether by Anna (Hazare) or by Baba (Ramdev) is because the parliamentarians have failed in providing that leadership. And in their unwillingness to accept this obvious failures, the politicians are trumpeting the platitudes regarding constitution. They do not realize that at a fundamental level they are being in denial. This denial, or failure to perceive the reality (of a serious problem) is the folly of the politicians.

On the other hand, the solution provided by team-Anna, that of Jan-Lokpal is another red-herring. It may improve the situation modestly, but will not change the basic realities. The success of team Anna, if viewed as a symbolic victory, can give us a new perspective. This means that if people unite to say NO, the government has to bow down. The government has only as much legitimacy as those who are governed voluntarily accord to it. Thus the governed have the liberty and the might to delegitimize their governors. However, only the simpleminded will believe the Jan Lokpal as a solution to the problem of corruption. If the Central Vigilance Commission and the Election Commission have failed then there is no reason to believe why a Lokpal will rewrite history.

The politicians are wrong being in denial while team Anna is wrong in having a misplaced affirmation. However, since Anna's victory symbolizes the affirmation of the power of the governed, team Anna is only less wrong. The politicians on the other hand, in their parrot-like affirmations of cliched platitudes are guilty of both denial and wrong affirmation. Thus they are More Wrong!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Manmohan's Independence Day Speech Analyzed

We have taken Highlights of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's Independence Day speech as reported at Yahoo. We have made guesses about the intended meanings and purported actions from those highlights. Sometimes we have put our rejoinders.

We share with our readers some of our insights. Your blood should boil, but nevertheless you must also enjoy the humor!

Manmohan's thoughts in Italy (italics) and our reactions in bold.

* Without understanding and restraint, our security and integrity can get adversely affected.

Therefore, despite repeated terror attacks we must keep talking with Pakistan.


* Some people who want to create disturbances in the country so that our progress gets stalled.


They want our progress towards a Islamic nation
stalled?

* This is the time 'to rise above our personal or political interests and build consensus on issues of national importance'.


OK. Rise above your interests and resign man!


* We have provided political stability and socio and economic progress.


Stability for stable social and economic progress of individuals steeped in crime and corruption.


* We have established an environment of communal harmony in the country.


Muslims, Christians and minorities can harmoniously loot Hindus.


* His seven years have seen rapid economic development.


Rapid economic development of Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja, and yes Manmohan himself.


* We have taken special care of the needs of our brothers and sisters from Scheduled Castes and Scheduled Tribes, minorities, women and children.


Yes, and for that we loot Hindu men women and children.


* Promises food security legislation soon.


To make the number of lazy bums even larger so that they will vote for congress.


* The country is full of 'confidence and self-respect'.


Full of confidence amongst the Congress politicians in crushing citizens' self-respect.



* Corruption is a big obstacle in national transformation.


And since we are capable of surmounting the largest of obstacles, presently we are focusing on enlarging the obstacle by increasing corruption.


* Corruption should be discussed in a manner that 'should not create an atmosphere in which country's progress comes into question'.


And the only way the country can progress is by letting Congress loot the nation.


* The government is taking strictest possible action in cases of corruption.


Therefore government is taking the strictest possible action to increase corruption.


* There is no single big step which we can take to eradicate corruption.


But there is a single small step you can take. RESIGN.


* Corruption cannot be eradicated unless 'we improve our justice delivery system'.


And yes for that we are increasing the number of Congress sponsored judges so that they will take bribe and give quick decisions.


* Want strong Lokpal to prevent corruption in high places.


And the highest place is that of a peon in Sulabh Shauchalaya.


* Hunger strikes and fast-unto-death will not help.


Very good. Now do you understand why the belief that Mohandas won freedom for us is WRONG?


* Nothing should be done to dilute independence of the judiciary.


Instead their financial dependence on salary must be reduced by facilitating bribery.


* Acknowledges 'misuse of governmental discretion in allocation of scarce resources'.


But does not acknowledge responsibility, therefore will stick to the chair!


* Government taking steps to reduce corruption in government projects.


By reducing the percentage to be paid as bribes.


* Government will lay down principles and practices with regard to government purchases.

For that we will form a committee which will look into forming a committee to form a committee ...

* No government has a 'magic wand' to eradicate corruption.


Your government has a magic wand to reduce corruption. RESIGN

* We have to fight against corruption on many fronts.

And we are those many fronts!


* Compliments farmers on producing a record level food grains.


Farmers in India or elsewhere?

* We need a second Green Revolution.

It is already happening stupid. The Islam revolution.

* Acknowledges 'a phase of sustained high inflation'.

Promises only intermittent high inflation.

* Our government fully understands its responsibility to control rise in prices.

And then does nothing or only contrary things about it?


* International markets fuel inflation in India.

So we will increase fuel prices! By the way, are you going to retract your and your buddy Montek's globalization policy?

* Finding a solution to inflation will be our top most priority in the coming months.


As ending terrorism has been our top most priority. And we have succeeded everywhere except for stray cases of Hindu Terrorism.


* Land acquisition must be transparent and fair.


People must know whom to bribe and how much.


* Government will establish a new Education Commission to suggest improvements in education at all levels.


To teach Koran, Bible and Das Capital to promote Secularism and Socialism.

* 12th Five Year Plan should focus on health.

Health of Sonia at Indian tax payer's expense.

* Investment in infrastructure has grown more than one-and-a-half times in the last seven years.

But the infrastructure has not grown! Investment has gone into swiss bank accounts. Investment-banking you know?


* 'We want to make India slum-free...We want the slum dwellers to get ownership of clean houses.'


And we will force the middle class to pay through their bloody noses in form of taxes, cess and sur-charges.


* 'Malnutrition in women and children is a matter of concern for all of us.'


So we have sent Sonia and her children abroad.


* Declining sex ratio 'a matter of deep regret...essential to change the approach with which our society views girls and women'.


We will treat girls and women the way we treated Rajbala at Ramlila grounds.


* Should not lower guard against terrorism; it is a long battle to be fought jointly by the central government, state governments and citizens.


Fought jointly by terrorists, central government, state governments against Hindu citizens.


* Will eradicate the very reasons which gave rise to Naxalism.


We will eradicate Hinduism by second green revolution (Islam)?


* Warns against climate change and promises 'an environmental assessment and monitoring authority to streamline the process of environmental clearances'.


So that we can streamline the bribe-taking process.


* Acknowledges the younger generation's higher aspirations; institutions should tap our people's potential.


Tap the people's potential hard so that it cracks.


* 'Our entrepreneurs and businessmen should not feel constrained in their activities.'


They should overcome constraints by using streamlined bribing methods to pay bribes to ministers in congress.


* 'We should all stay away from tactics that create suspicion or apprehension among those connected with industry, business and investment.'


So please do not harass Nira Radia.


* Development should not increase inequalities.


So we must rob the middle class and redistribute wealth to our vote bank.


* We have the collective capacities and the confidence to deal with tensions and conflicts in society.


We will collect Muslim mobs under the able guidance of Dog-singhs, Man-ish Tiwaris, Sanjiv Bhatts, Rahul Sharmas, and deal with tensions and conflicts.

Merely because we have used a satirical approach, it should not convey to our readers that we have any less anger. Every extra single day that this government survives, it pushes deeper a knife into the heart and soul of our nation.

And yes, you are welcome to suggest your own insights!