Porn Gate, Valentine's Day and Kama Sutra

Three legislators from Karnataka Assembly were caught watching alleged porn while the session was on. The news media jumped on it and this item hogged the show. The dumb-fucks from BJP immediately went on a random walk of defense and offense. Incidentally, the Valentine's day is just a few days away. The "moral-brigade" will oppose the V-day and the "immoral-brigade" will promote, support and defend the same.

So here is our take on these related issues. We begin by asking rhetorical questions:

What would the reaction of social, media and political brigade be if the legislators were caught:

a. Sleeping during the session.

b. Watching Soap Opera during the session.

c. Watching Zakir Naik speech during the session.

d. Watching Bible speech during the session.

The list is long. Shri H. D. Devegowda was caught snoozing during parliament sessions. Shri Manmohan Singh has been sleeping while UPA has looted the nation. However they never resigned. Soap Opera, Islamic Speech, or Bible Speech is so assiduously avoided by the media that even if ninety percent of the legislators or parliamentarians were indulging in it, they would get scot free.

Now let us dissect the situation into two parts.

A. The legislator is not focusing on the session (his job) but is indulging in some distracting activity.

B. The distracting activity is "porn".

Please note that none has accused the legislators of not being focused on the session, rather they have accused them of watching porn. Please also note that our nation had no qualms about receiving Bill Clinton who was two-timing and getting a blow-job in his presidential office! Also, the media has completely ignored Rahul Gandhi's alleged involvement in the disappearance of a family in UP.

Thus, the whole concentration is on porn-by-BJP. We need to reiterate that non-discharge of duties does not seem to be a problem with our political class; it is problem only when it is porn, and that too only when it pertains to the BJP. The targeting of BJP has only been because BJP is wrongly identified as a Hindu party. Once BJP come out with its true colours of true Secularism (unrestricted Muslim appeasement), the politicians will cease to have any problems with BJP-sleaze! So it essentially boils down to condemnation of Hindu-porn, so to speak. Never mind pedophile Mohammad, nor the sodomizing Fathers of the Catholic Church!

We need to realize that we are a porn obsessed nation, for we have become a hypocritical nation when it comes to sexual matters. We have pointed out earlier how the Thayee, Sushama Swaraj (foster mother of the Reddy brothers languishing in jail) was concerned about onslaught on Indian Culture by foreign TV channels while her own PM, A. B. Vajpeyee had been known to be an alcoholic and a womanizer. The Congress starts barking the moment Jawahar's escapades with Edwina Mountbatten are mentioned. And recently there was similar outrage when someone wrote about homosexual proclivities of Mohandas.

In our opinion, the issue is not whether these vile people were releasing their libidinous impulses. The issue is, why is there so much hypocrisy on the matter? In the same vein, we also mention our comments on Shri Ram Sene of Shri Mutalik. There was lot of media noise when Mutalik's men charged into a pub in Mangalore. Those self appointed custodians of "individual rights and freedom" were frothing at the mouths. However, now they are not defending the legislator's right to watch porn! And very soon they will be out fighting for V-day celebrations.

We need to get a cogent view on all these things. In our opinion, we are a Hindu people. We have Brahma Sutra of Vedanta as well as Kama Sutra. Traditionally, we respect saints as well as prostitutes (recall Amrapali, Pingala and the likes). We emphasize only one thing: If individual freedom conflicts with social preferences of groups, localization and separation must be implemented. We respect the rights of prostitutes and gigolos as well as those who would like to indulge in them. However, these people must also respect the right of those people who want to give their own children an upbringing where the children are not exposed to copulation during their impressionable and forming years. Once the children are adult, they could choose Kama Sutra and/or Brahma Sutra, the choice is theirs then.

We are not afraid of V-day. We, as Hindus can even encourage Kama Sutra day to counter the Valentine's Day! We have more than a thousand year old tradition of Kama Sutra, we need not be bogged down by a medieval story of a Valentine! To be fair to the legend of St. Valentine, he is supposed to have fought for the rights of lovers who wanted to marry, and he was not a sleaze trader as some of the modern celebrations inadvertently paint him to be. Of course, we Hindus can have a Meera Day, a Radha Day, a Kama Sutra Day and many such to celebrate love in all possible shades. The danger to our culture comes not from Porn, but rather from poisonous ideologies like Islam, Secularism and Socialism.

Thus

1. Fie upon the legislators, not because they were watching porn, but because they ignored their duties, as did H. D. Devegowda (by sleeping during sessions) and as is being done by Manmohan Singh (by ignoring corruption under his nose).

2. Fie upon Valentine's Day, not because it promotes sexual liberation, but rather because it is promoting sleaze in a land which has been matured enough for Kama Sutra.

3. Fie upon these hypocritical politicians and hypocritical self appointed custodians of individual freedoms, not because they are promoting freedom, but because they are hypocritical and anti-Hindu. As an aside, we challenge these self appointed custodians of freedoms to demonstrate their commitment to love by celebrating Mohammad's love-making to Aisha (Mohammad was 50 years of age and Aisha was nine!) on Valentine's Day.